cntryboy0611:

extorchic:

nuclearpiss:

jay628:

fyinformasion:

I hope you never die

#bettywhiteforever

betty white is the fucking coolest person ever omg

A role model, totally

Lol Betty White is one funny old lady!

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I need this

I need this

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itsadom:

filthycannibal:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

HUNGRY for DONG

I laugh every time this shows up on my dash. I CAN’T EVEN

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amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

…I think those are cool…

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ladyscarlettfanpage:

#tbt to like a week ago in LA with @amandavalentine and @jennifercorona #bts photo taken by @hwoodphotography ✨✨✨✨✨✨ we make magic. I love these people!! #redhead #redheadsrule #redhairdontcare #redrumcollaboration #redheadedpinup #lights #coldfloor #lingerie #sexy #awesome

#murdercollaboration? #WHAT?!

ladyscarlettfanpage:

#tbt to like a week ago in LA with @amandavalentine and @jennifercorona #bts photo taken by @hwoodphotography ✨✨✨✨✨✨ we make magic. I love these people!! #redhead #redheadsrule #redhairdontcare #redrumcollaboration #redheadedpinup #lights #coldfloor #lingerie #sexy #awesome

#murdercollaboration? #WHAT?!

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I’VE WAITED FOR THESE GIFS ALL MY LIFE

(Source: jimcarreying, via the-metal-viking)

wannajoke:

No capes!

wannajoke:

No capes!

fashion-runways:

RAMI KADI Le Royaume Enchanté Collection

Am I the only one freaking out about how long this girl’s legs are?

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reblog-gif:

♥ ♥ COOOL Funny Gifs ♥ ♥

Me in middle school
Old but gold : )

Old but gold : )

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